The Recipe for turning Human Beings into Killer Robots

Brand Killer Robots reveal:::

Take one loving, caring human being

Place it in solitary confinement

Rid it of its need for human senses

For touch, for taste, for sight, for smell, for hearing

Rid it of its need for human desire

For love, for compassion, for sex

Rid it of its sense of direction, its spirit, its will to live

Then with one large hammer, smash it

At first, just ever so slightly

Then let it recover a little

Whilst it looks like it will get up again

Smash its legs from underneath it

Then repeat this exercise until it can no longer support itself

Then set to work rebuilding the human - "Into a Killer Robot"

Start by reworking the skeletal systems

Then move on to building the nervous systems

The muscle systems and finally integrate the hardware into what's left of the brain matter

Plug your laptop into its head and upload the program marked "Target = Competitive Brands".

Pull the console up and activate the killer.exe program

Pass the program the target variables

Executive the program............

running.....

running.....

running.....

...................

......Saatchi brand.....reported deactivated

......Coca cola brand.reported deactivated

......Rebok brand...... reported deactivated

:\killer.exe process complete

Return to Killer Robot inactive state and await next assignment