Hacker Futuristica - A Government Scientists words in 1993

Brand Killer Robots reveal:
Like it or not, it's going to be true,
your personal computer will be inside of you,

For all of your life, during work and play,
will expand your abilities during every conscious day.

And when in bed, as you dream your dreamless sleep,
the previous days thoughts, it will safer keep,

And as you get old, as all humans do,
will continuously strive to preserve the younger you,

When you finally die, they won't throw it away,
as the legacy of knowledge accumulated to that day,

will be transferred to the persons named within your Will,
and by leaps and bounds advance them further still.

The great consolation here in what I have to say,
is the time this all will happen is a long long way away.

John 93

The Recipe for turning Human Beings into Killer Robots

Brand Killer Robots reveal:::

Take one loving, caring human being

Place it in solitary confinement

Rid it of its need for human senses

For touch, for taste, for sight, for smell, for hearing

Rid it of its need for human desire

For love, for compassion, for sex

Rid it of its sense of direction, its spirit, its will to live

Then with one large hammer, smash it

At first, just ever so slightly

Then let it recover a little

Whilst it looks like it will get up again

Smash its legs from underneath it

Then repeat this exercise until it can no longer support itself

Then set to work rebuilding the human - "Into a Killer Robot"

Start by reworking the skeletal systems

Then move on to building the nervous systems

The muscle systems and finally integrate the hardware into what's left of the brain matter

Plug your laptop into its head and upload the program marked "Target = Competitive Brands".

Pull the console up and activate the killer.exe program

Pass the program the target variables

Executive the program............

running.....

running.....

running.....

...................

......Saatchi brand.....reported deactivated

......Coca cola brand.reported deactivated

......Rebok brand...... reported deactivated

:\killer.exe process complete

Return to Killer Robot inactive state and await next assignment