We wonder whether you the reader are an Internet Regressive character?
Do you spend 15 hours a day with your computer?
Do you tell people things on it that you would never do to their face?
Do you sometimes rage at people on it? You know, kind of use it to vent your anger and frustration?
Do you speak like a child on the Net, when in real world, you talk as an adult?
Does it make you feel powerful? More powerful than you would feel in ordinary life?
Do you get servely frustrated with it when it doesn't do what you want it to do?
When you speak nicely to people do they only ever speak but like a machine?
Do you sometimes take it to bed with you, then feel awkward laying beside it?
Is your computer, your addiction? Do you have a name for it?
Perhaps a male name?
Are you merging with your computer?
Is its touch drawing you away from human contact and into relationships that are largely digital? When you look in the mirror, do you see a human being?
Or do see 10%-man, 90% machine?
If this is you, then you are part of a new generation of Internet Regressives.
A generation of regressive types, who have been psychologically damaged by poor man/machine interface. Interfaces that subvert normal human interaction and warp minds - rather than empower mankind as the Internet should do?
For help: throw your computer in the cement mixer and wait for the day the Internet finally comes of age and stops subverting human beings.