Brand Killer Robots reveal::
Dear Mr Brown,
I am writing to inform you that i am unable to inform you of anything, given the letter i am currently writing will be intercepted and that i may (or may not) be implicated in informing you of anything.
I do hope that this is clear and that some matters of issue can be addressed at some time in the future!!!..
For now i will just sit here and wait and see if you write back.
Wishing you a prosperous new year.