Its true, in this day and age you are better off if Google loves you than your real mummy or daddy!
I mean, is your mummy or daddy there when you need to generate money to eat?
Are they there when your business partners only want to know you if your page rank is off the richter scale - or when you are feeling insecure and need to attract some recognition from like minded people.
Is your mummy or daddy any good when you are trying to locate dirt on your competition using Google search - or when you need to lock on to a new and exciting niche market?
No, they are not there like that!
So we say - who needs a real mummy and daddy when you can Google all day!
google, google, google....burp!