Saturday, 16 February 2008

Stupid Proverbs and sayings that affect security psychology!

Brand Killer Robots reveal::

A bad workman blames his tools
--> Give a man a sausage to drill a hole - and listen to him moaning!

Treat others as you would want them to treat you
--> If i grew up fighting in a wartorn country, i might think poverty and murder was the norm
--> I'd therefore expect you to try murder me - and me to try and murder you!

A friend in need is a friend indeed
--> This friend might be a shark and once you help him - he might turn on you. What sort of friend is that? Indeed!

A rolling stone gathers no moss
--> A sitting target, is a sitting target! - A rolling stone, is a moving target! Moss can be gathered in this case.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
--> Its better than watching Eastenders!

Beauty is only skin deep
--> Not if it is totally rotten!

First come, first served
--> No good, if you are waiting for a Mac Donalds ~Happy Meal!

Honesty is the best policy
--> Only if the person you are being honest with - is ready to accept the truth!

Out of sight, out of mind.
--> Not if you work in security!

Practice makes perfect.
--> Not if you are a politician

The pen is mightier than the sword
--> Not if the enemy is about to chop your head off

A cat has nine lives
--> Not if he has already used eight lives

A little learning is a dangerous thing
--> Depends which little thing you are learning.

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